ahtist:

“this butt… is the best butt.”

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7 hours ago
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my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

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1 day ago
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Tumblr app:I'm done loading
Me:but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app:did I fucking stutter
7 hours ago
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baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

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11 hours ago
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hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

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23 hours ago
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cosmo tip #692

expertcosmotips:

tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model

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1 day ago
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I’m going to play Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on PC while eating chicken noodle soup…. my day is going quite well.

1 day ago
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