45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.

(Source: seerspirit)

artemia:

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

this looks like so much fun

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms)

deepfriedfeminism:

Steal His Look: guy who still hasn’t found his berries

YSL Rouge Pur Couture Lipstick #27 in Fuchsia Innocent: $40.61
Gucci Soft Black Precise Sculpting Brow Pencil: $32
A lei: $3.00
An orange : $0.69

plantlette:

It was so unbearably humid in here but the carnivorous plants were so incredible that it was worth it

plantlette:

It was so unbearably humid in here but the carnivorous plants were so incredible that it was worth it